Themes And Ironies In My Life:

1. My earliest memory is of sitting on my sister's jumping horse, watching my mom take a loaf of bread out of the oven. (Thus, the start of the food theme in my life - specifically high-carb foods, and irony as well, since I have found such a link between bread and health issues that hold me back and I have to do without bread in order to feel decent.)

2. My second memory is of sitting out on the back porch in the winter, in my snowsuit, with snow on the ground, eating oyster crackers out of a paper cup. (Continuing the theme . . .)

3. I lost my first tooth in a french fry.  (See the food/carb pattern?)

4. My parents almost named me Lisa Gay. . . (irony)

5. . . .but they changed their minds (more irony)

6. I was born ten days early. (This is ironic because I have a hard time being on time anywhere, let alone early.)

7. I'm still working on this list . . .check back to see additions as they appear.